The masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before tea. Sorted.
by Shiker November 02, 2010
The slightly unnerving event of the shuffle feature on an MP3 player or other media player somehow choosing a song particularly appropriate(or, in the case of a sarcastic telepathic shuffle, spectacularly innappropriate) piece of music.
Just as his friend pwned him, Dave's computer did a telepathic shuffle and rickrolled him by playing Never Gonna Give You Up.
by Ch'mera April 28, 2008
The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.
by Xavier de Rosnay January 03, 2015
"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"
"Thanks for the gut shuffling"
"Every day i'm shuffling"
"My guts could really use a good shuffling"
"Thanks for the gut shuffling"
"Every day i'm shuffling"
"My guts could really use a good shuffling"
by mumfette December 05, 2011
by hangmancw September 03, 2008
When you come from a state outside florida for treatment and leave treatment to get high and start a cycle of treatment, leave get high and so on .
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos
Your insurance card becomes a black card . And most say there from philly when there from a cabin in the pochonos
I been doing the florida shuffle for 10 years. I came from philly for treatment and ended up in the florida shuffle.
by Florida Shuffle February 09, 2018
The tentative, painful steps of a woman suffering from pelvic inflammatory disease. PID is caused by untreated VD or, less often, a botched abortion. A person doing the PID shuffle often leaves a foul, nauseating, greenish vapor trail and sometimes can be tracked home by following the droplets of cunt snot on the sidewalk.
Looka that ho doin' the PID shuffle over t' the ER. Bet she pulled a train last night! Choo-Choooooooo, ya nasty ol heifer!
ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...
ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...
by Durty Johnny July 12, 2011