Chotch Clocking

Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.
"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."

"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"

"And How!"
by monstercock was taken June 10, 2009
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ATOMIC CLOCK

An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.
Holy shit that scathawk just shit an ATOMIC CLOCK!
by thehawksfriend May 29, 2010
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shit clock

The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.
The shit clock is ticking--time to hit the can!
by amadeus April 07, 2005
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Beat the Clock

The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.
Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.
by fuck-cowbell-more-tits March 22, 2011
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grandfather clock

a big hangy thing that ticks when it swings
A HUGE DICK (swings like a grandfather clock)
by UrbanAsassin69 June 03, 2010
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clocking me

"Yo I been done shopping" shouted Theresa, "what's taking you so long", "stop clocking me, im tryning on this shirt right quick" replied Amy
by Twin710 January 29, 2018
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Clock Spider

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According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
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