Beating, hurting, or bothering someone who resembles chotch-like qualities. Similar to "fag bashing' but with chotch bags.
"Dude, I saw a real chotchbag sitting inside of starbucks."
"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"
"And How!"
"Awesome! Let's go out chotch clocking and clock his ass!"
"And How!"
by monstercock was taken June 10, 2009
An ATOMIC CLOCK is a device that is the same fucking thing as any type of timer that has ever existed. The same thing that is on a nuclear submarine is also on your wristwatch.
by thehawksfriend May 29, 2010
The amount of time that elapses when you get the urge to have a crap and the time you actually get down to business.
by amadeus April 07, 2005
The act of seeing a Girls Gone Wild commercial come on the TV, preceding to gain erection, and reaching ejaculation prior to the end of the commercial.
Last night I couldn't sleep so I was watching TV and a new GGW commercial came on, I beat the clock.
by fuck-cowbell-more-tits March 22, 2011
by UrbanAsassin69 June 03, 2010
"Yo I been done shopping" shouted Theresa, "what's taking you so long", "stop clocking me, im tryning on this shirt right quick" replied Amy
by Twin710 January 29, 2018
Additional info:
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.
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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003