Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

A meme originating from Basilmarket created by a poster named 1evenstar. The meme started when a basiler asked if a 270m glitter glove was worth it. After posting the response "Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled", it was copied and pasted for the next 10 pages.

TS: Is this glitter glove worth it?
Reply: Yes, but a cordon would be better if scrolled.

by Fireboy2325 January 12, 2011

Two domains are better than one

When someone owns more than one domain but less than three. A way to signify they sort of have their life together and are responsible domain owners.

Guy 1: I just matched with this hottie on tinder and she has two domains and a dog

Guy 2: as the saying goes “two domains are better than one.”
Guy 1: that’s for sure!

by ireallylovepretzels November 09, 2020

even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

Because I'm better than you

What you say when your friend asks why you didn't go to his/her party/event.

Friend: Why didn't you come to the party last night?
Other Friend: Because I'm better than you.

by Yellow Cat December 15, 2014

You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

by Spellchiker May 03, 2007

a bowl of feel a lot better now

#1. a nice-sized bowl of weed

#2. a reference to the expression "feel better now" and "I feel a lot better now"

#3. may be used to say something makes you feel good, happy, better.

ex #1: "Dude, we're done with finals! Let's go celebrate on my couch with a bowl of feel a whole lot better now."

"Totally, man. First chillum on me."


ex #2: (inside classroom student to teacher)
"I'm sorry my paper's not done, Mrs.T, I just feel so sick."

"No prob Bob, feel better now, ya hear?"

(hallway student to student)
"Mrs.T just gave me a bowl of feel better now and I feel a lot better now."


ex #3:

"I feel like I was getting sick before, but that chicken soup was like eating a bowl of feel a lot better now."

or

"OMG he's so hot, I was having a shitty day then I saw him and he totally changed my mood. He's such a bowl of feel a lot better now."

by May I. Havaword February 22, 2009

Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

Frankly, Ari and Berne were arguing about who was better, so Jack felt compelled to inform them that he is, infact, better than both of them.

Ari: I'm the best!
Berne: No I'm better!
Jack: I'll always win.
Ari and Berne: Sorrrrrry Jack!!
Thus, Jack is better than Berne and Ari!

by Jack-Awesome December 09, 2011