homo juice

the drink for every fortnite kid on this planet
8 year old: hey bro wanna play fortnite i have some homo juice at my house
by filamke February 09, 2021
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Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee
Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice
by golfish May 01, 2019
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Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.
Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.
by DirtyDfromtheBAC August 24, 2015
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crap juice

Can be used to describe a runny shit, or the hot liquids which are produced from a runny shit, also known as the Green Apple Splatters. Usually when crap juice is involved in a dump, you are most likely to shit through a screen door without leaving your mark.
"Vince, is that crap juice running down your leg? Holy Hell Vince, you got crap juice everywhere you nasty mother fucker."

"Nigga, what the hell are you doing sitting at this stop sign? You better hurry up because I gotta take a crap and im fixing to get crap juice all over the place. I mean gosh, its just crap, crap, crap."
by CosmicKristy September 12, 2006
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earth juice

The sweet sweet wet juice that is secreted from the tit of Mother Nature.
*after running a marathon* I need some of that good earth juice up in here.
by squad terms May 31, 2016
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onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.
I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.
by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017
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Self juicing

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."
by Dalarass September 24, 2013
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