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dick my suck

Dick my suck is an expression ONLY used by the real cool kids (probably millenials)
Millenial: Oy bitch, dick my suck!
Me (in my mind): pls kys
by lucacola March 14, 2018
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suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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my dick so long

When u see ur mum
FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long
by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019
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Suck my dick

A way of sayingfuck off” but funnier
-“You look like a potato in that picture” “suck my dick
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suck my dick day

suck my dick day is the day where you have to suck my “dick”
by for the boys xx August 2, 2021
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stuck my dick in the yak

I put my dick in a very difficult situation
I don't know if I want to date her yet, I kind of stuck my dick in the yak with this one
by a_dibax11 September 2, 2016
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Suck my dick

When said by a woman it can mean

1. fuck off
2. eat her out
3. shes actually has a penis and wants you to suck it
Guy : Damn girl you sure are hot
Girl : suck my dick

This being the scenario where she wants you to fuck off unless said flirtatiously where she would want to be eaten out
by EverySingleWomanEver December 25, 2022
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