obesity paradox

A term often used by fat fucks to explain being fat is healthier than going on diets.

10/10 alpha male: What the fuck dude, you should work out and go on a diet like I did 5 years ago. I lost so much weight, I now have abs & bitches.

0/10 beta fat fuck: Fuck off dickhead, have you never heard of the obesity paradox? I have a much better & healthier life than you. I can hide the remote in my tummy and my wife washes my dick for me once every 2 months.

by 1010alphamale May 31, 2018

Obese

Very fit . Perfect for exercise.

Sahaj is obese

by Unknown figure June 13, 2018

Oberstober

A month entirely dedicated to celebrating world renowned strong man Robert Oberst, due to the simple fact that he is made of pure and awesome muscle.

"Hey bro, are you celebrated Oberstober?"

"Yeah man, Robert Oberst is the best"

by Rebel Saint Sketches June 11, 2019

obese

zeshan

obese

by the white version of big smoke April 19, 2020

Morally Obese

Being overly, sickeningly, good and/or moral.

How many 3rd world children do you sponsor now Kevin? Ugh you're so morally obese, you make me sick.

by YoungtheRyan August 3, 2016

Ahmed OBEID

An ahmed OBEID is different from others. Basically no dick, huge ass, and is very short. But has fake supreme and is rich.

Hahah what an ahmed OBEID

by Poopoopapa May 23, 2018

justin obeid

Justin Obeid also known as (Justin Obesty) is a tall Turkish fag that hit puberty 20 times when he was just 3 years old. He has sausage fingers and gets to use a device when doing exams. his favorite food is naan bread with mountain dew and Doritos. he has never not worn long pants or gone to a place that doesn't involve fortnite.

James Charles: oh dam look at my future boyfriend walking by.
Justin Obeid: fuck off traitor

by African toes May 19, 2019