The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
Get the self smartedmug. you’re life smart if you know a lot about emotions and how to deal with relationships and stuff. similar to the word wise
by sky|ar April 21, 2019
Get the life smartmug. It’s when you lack all other kinds of smarts, such as book and street smarts, but can tell when someone is acting silly and/or like an idiot
by EmaCamp December 28, 2019
Get the Silly Smartsmug. With 70% of households in the US having only 1 or 2 occupants, it is time for a shift to smart-sized homes.
by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019
Get the smart-sizedmug. someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.
"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
by dumb cluck May 25, 2018
Get the smart sheepmug. Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
by loma_prieta January 9, 2014
Get the smart fartermug. She is a cute smart funny person who usually holds in what she feels inside. Also she flirts alot but when in a relationship is committed to him.
by Muahhhh June 18, 2013
Get the sexy smartmug.