bingo

Refers to the common phrases one may hear from people when they tell others they do not want kids. Imagine it like a BINGO board, covered in these common phrases. The joke is that the phrases and pleas are so common, it's almost like you can play a game of BINGO with them.

This phrasing is used in the childfree community to outline the stereotypical criticisms people face when they mention they do not want children.

I knew that I didn't want to have kids since I was a teen, but every so often when the topic comes up with a date, she will bingo me.

Last night, my parents bingo'd me about when they'll be having grand children. They don't know about the vasectomy, and neither does my girlfriend.

by BernieBroDan August 14, 2021

Bingo card

This is a slang term for a pussy used among the dirty whores who have entered their geriatric state.

Andy get your big sweaty ass over here and use your bopper on my bingo card while I run my fingers through your luscious curls.

by Tenaciousron July 19, 2019

Bingo

When you are turdleheading a poop and it dabs/stamps your underwear

Man I've really got to take a crap. I'm really turdleheading. If I don't get to the toilet soon I might bingo my underwear.

by Jimbo Waters November 11, 2020

Bingo Bestie

A joke for certain people like me and a few others.

Hey Bingo Bestie lets go get my money from the dole on Friday and go to the bingo.

by Bingo bestie December 8, 2019

bingo night

Night where all the grannies and gramps get down and dirty at the ole bingo hall and the granny with the least amount of respect for herself gives that saggy ass up to the grandpa who wins to split the profit on some custard

Grandma went to bingo night and after will probably go to the custard stand.

by Hiatusinparody March 11, 2017

DNI Bingo

A DNI (Do not interact) list that you can play bingo with it because it is so long that it disqualifies almost everyone from interacting with the person who made it. The term/game is most popular on stan twitters.

Their DNI is so long, you could play DNI Bingo with it.

by AstroIsOffline December 26, 2023

sock bingo

When you go through all your mismatched socks looking for pairs.

After several trips to the laundry now it's time to play sock bingo.

by Wildo91 July 17, 2024