by Kayla pooh July 11, 2021
Get the National favorite Person Day mug.National Poggers Day is on April 17th, celebrating all of the poggers champions. Every person is required to pog at least once on this day.
by M.Ink April 15, 2020
Get the National Poggers Day mug.just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.
predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
by yourdearworldteaching March 27, 2021
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Get the national give a girl your hoodie day mug.Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
by lauren000007 February 5, 2006
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Get the National say yes day mug.Only a national embarrassment would guarantee there is "no problem" with his penis size during a Presidential Debate.
by Person who learns things August 14, 2016
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