Munt

An unusually hairy Vagina. Spawning from 'muff' and 'cunt' it is typically used to describe a vaginal opening that is considerably difficult to locate.

Don't even bother with that pom-pom. It took me days to search that munt. You'd have better luck finding Waldo.

by mofugashugapops June 19, 2006

Munt

1)A Physically Unattractive Person
2)Someone With A Horribly Boring / Bitchy Personality

1) Oh My God Dude, Your Ex Was Complete Munt!
2) Urgh, Corrina Phoned Me Up And Wouldn't Shut Up! God, She's Such A Munt!

by What.do.you.care? December 26, 2008

Munt

To vomit after an excessive ammount of alcohol. Especially used for the abuse of red wine.

I am going to munt because you just munted which made me feel like munting.

by Le Pants April 26, 2009

doo doo mints

What a person must have been eating to have the horrible breath that is detonating from their foul mouth.

Man, that Derrick must've been chomping on some doo doo mints before he came in here!

by HahahahaKPFCU December 1, 2007

MUNT

A old fat ugly smelly skanky horse.

Laura Sedgewick is such a munt!

by Muntlover May 8, 2006

munt

verb: to ass-rape someone so hard, that all there holes become one
noun: to be munted

FORMAL: to be dressed in black tie attire and address each other as Mr. and Mrs. or Ms.
MEDIVAL: to have a spear or dagger on the end of the dig, (very painful)

by Weeslaw and Shrank February 16, 2005

Munt

A man with a cunt. Usually used to describe roided up female Olympic athletes.

Natasha was stripped of her Olympic gold in weight lifting after a physical examination revealed she was a Munt.

by Mars57 July 13, 2010