Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.

Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.

by SunDazed January 8, 2010

Mouse-Tag

It is when a woman plays with herself or when a guy plays with a woman or gives her oral sex or when two women play with each other by fingering one another oral which is by month or sex

I guess she's in her room having fun playing mouse-tag with herself,

by Mchjennin January 17, 2011

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...

Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts

by Hu$$ January 30, 2017

Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.

I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.

by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017