morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning horn

When a man wakes in the morning with an erection. See also the morning wake up call, morning mast and the big top

Hey baby look at my morning horn.

My baby's got wood. Usually followed by your girl chopping on the wood.

by 2Damn$ly April 27, 2006

Morning move

The act of taking a massive dump as soon as you wake up

Craig : hey man let’s go to the gym

Phil: it’ll be a minute bro ,still haven't made my morning move yet

Craig : ok man I’ve made mine already

by Thach0s3n0n3 June 17, 2019

mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.

i wish for a mythical morning.

by whatgum July 17, 2012

morning wettie

A morning wood but for girls. A morning wettie, when a girl wakes up wet.

I woke up in the morning with a morning wettie.

by Hetril August 12, 2016

The Morning Star

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.

Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”

by Monkey Shagger November 8, 2023

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011