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Montezuma's revenge

having the urge to shart up a storm in your pantaloons and having to run into a restaraunt to throw a shart grenade in their toilet.
Maarrrrrk had Montezuma's revenge and almost didnt make it. zzzoooooooooooom
by Maarrrrrthew June 12, 2005
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montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.
Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.
by shirleys January 9, 2007
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manterrupting

An invented term by a small but vocal group of people that don't like being interrupted when they are talking, particularly by men. This term may stem from a fringe group co-opting feminism that are biased/sexist against men.

Both men and women interrupt each other on occasion for various reasons. The prevalence of instant gratification in society may exacerbate the problem of self control during social interactions and prevent many people from practicing good listening skills. There is no sexual or gender bias for the need of everyone to act in accordance with being good members of society.

Despite its gender slandering and sexism, it's kind of a clever use of portmanteau.
SJW QQ "But he didn't even let me finish! I was trying to tell him I deserved to be first in line because of his unrecognized masculine social advantages over me. I just wanted my welfare check to buy more weed for my fibromyalgia. And I'm totally missing today's rewards in Bejeweled! I'm gonna cry! He was so short too, ew! I don't want to go home. My kids are there cause they bailed on school today. I can't even deal with them right now. I so wanna get baked and try on outfits in WoW all day."

Quer-Trap-Otherkin "Ignore him, he was just manterrupting."
by jwillygetspoon October 1, 2016
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minter

First person:What operating system do you use?
Second person: Linux Mint
First person: Nice you're a minter!
by willxtreme December 28, 2009
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montessori school

it is not a school for speds school. in fact, it is a very expensive school. they teach you multiplication tables in kindergarten.
it doesn't get better than that.
9 year old: dude i can't figure out 2 x 2!
5 year old: its for you fricking retard.
9 year old: damn kid where did you go to school
5 year old: montessori school.
by metalcoresmartass September 3, 2009
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menter

A female monkey with an STD.
King kong made his wife a menter.
by herro crash October 30, 2011
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minted like bananas

DAVE: i like that jacket
JANE: yeah, its minted like bananas
by chlo January 24, 2005
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