Skip to main content

Michael

He is cool, sweet, and a good friend/boyfriend. He thinks he's ugly but is very handsome. Thinks no one will ever like him but he's wrong. He is the person I can't do without. You can never get enough of him. He is your best friend and best boyfriend to anyone. You will never want to be without him.
Michal is the best friend or more than friend you'll have. He is very much a Michael.
by Michael s twin June 14, 2019
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Michael

Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly
He’s such a player but a totally sweetheart must be Michael
by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019
mugGet the Michaelmug.

michael

An idiot that will hurt you more than you thought was possible
by natural.nutella December 11, 2018
mugGet the michaelmug.

Michael

(n.) A complex yet amazing person; every time he walks in a room, he breaks necks. One that is both beautifully insane and insanely beautiful. Smoother than anything he's allergic to, which is nuts; no pun intended. A notable person that will take your breath away.

(v.) To use proper grammar in text messages; to have arms.
by me11is February 17, 2019
mugGet the Michaelmug.

michael

has a nice good dick and is ready to please kieran
hey kieran u want some michael in your life?
by i<3uKieran March 14, 2017
mugGet the michaelmug.

Michael

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.
Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael
by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Michael

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.
Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"
by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010
mugGet the Michaelmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email