marijuana heaven

Def 1: Snoop Dogg'd mansion.
Def 2: Being so high you think you're in heaven.

-Duuuuuuude... I think I'm in marijuana heaven.

-Stfu faggot, you're ruining my high!

by HornyTeenager63 June 19, 2016

Medijuana

Medicinal grade marijuana.

The doctors now prescribe medijuana to patients suffering from muscle or joint pain, soft tissue injuries, anorexia, epileptic tremors & seizures, stress, anxiety, swelling, blood pressure, deficit disorder from hyperactivity, depression, and for body builders as a natural steroid.

by VicChic October 16, 2016

marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

marijuana day

4/20- everyone gets high

stonner: happy marijuana day hoes.
non stonner: what the fuck is that.

by brim0217 April 20, 2017

marijuana monkey

The Ilminster urban legend. Known for her obsession with weed.

Example: "hey, I saw that marijuana monkey around town again today"

Example 2: "not gonna lie, marijuana monkey is pretty hot"

by Violet vengeance August 23, 2017

Marijuana

A harmless drug that doesn't damage you.Let's make it legal so everyone can enjoy it.

Marijuana is the greatest thing of nature.

by fudhblaster December 18, 2017

marijuana og

Marijuana OG means... Marijuana "outdoor grown".

Marijuana named any name "Marijuana OG" , "OG" means outdoor grown.

by Hazy82 May 23, 2018