man mattress

A comfortable man to sleep on.

A sleeping man that can be used as a man mattress

by stephette February 17, 2010

Hobo mattress claim

The act of one hobo urinating on another hobos mattress to claim it. A Hobo claims his possesions by urinating on them, because it leaves a distinctive smell. For example if a hobo named joe from ny pissed on his matress, a hobo from california could smell that matress and say, o thats joes matress because all hobos know each other even if they have never met. Its called programmed hobo intelligence (phi) It is very offensive to piss on another hobos matress.

Hey thats my mattress!
No i pulled a Hobo mattress claim and pissed on it its mine now!

by hardcoreconservative69 March 21, 2011

Denver mattress

A Denver Mattress is when your partner sits naked on a Denver omelet while you drop a Colorado mudslide on to their reclining chest

She said she wanted to try something kinky so I suggested it Denver Mattress

by Fuckedupred January 12, 2018

dragging the mattress.

To falsely accuse someone of rape.
Refers to the case of a student that dragged a mattress around college as an 'artistic statement' for months to harass the guy she falsely accused of raping her.

"Isn't that Angy, I heard she just got raped?"
"No man, she was just dragging the mattress."

by Dragging the matress. April 25, 2015

Mastrantonio

A Mastrantonio is a very hairy person. He is referred to by African Americans as "the hair nigga"

"Damn yo, he be the ill Mastrantonio" or "such a good mastrantonio!"

by Sugar Sean April 10, 2003

Maltroit

Commonly used word as a synonym to awkward or similar words or when a conversation gets awkward, or someone says something absurd that makes a conversation go quiet

Originating in G Town

I had to hang out with Jordan all last night, it was so maltroit.

-"When he told me that i laughed so hard that i literally peed in my pants!"
-*...*
-"MALTROIT"

Awkward Awkward Turtle Awk wtf wth weird situation sketch

by |||mahon\Tabby||| December 2, 2009

Maltruism

Giving to charity to spite someone

Whenever I see protests in front of Planned Parenthood, I give to Planned Parenthood out of maltruism.

by Stefonfan September 4, 2017