by mariokart.is.good.game.dont@me November 16, 2019
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Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Much more serious if you forget your phone.
Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?
Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.
Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.
by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009
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When you jizz around the upper lip of a female, then shave off your own pubes and stick them to her upper lip. That is a super mario at its finest.
She was suckin me off and then i unexpectedly came on her face. I then proceeded to grab the weed wacker to shave off my pupes and give that bitch a super mario. ITS A MEEEEEEE MARIO!!
by hewbrewnational3 November 18, 2010
Get the super mario mug.A shitty county in which all juvenile delinquents are royally fucked when they turn 18. Run by a fucking nazi Joe Arpaio, he loves to see inmates run around in pink underwear and enjoys jailing them in shitty tents in a shitty desert. Police there have nothing better to do than break up parties and Indians sit at bus stops and bitch all day about random shit.
by Eric April 27, 2006
Get the Maricopa County mug.The most epic movie ever featuring Bob Hoskins as Mario, John Leguizamo as Luigi, Dennis Hopper as King Koopa, and Samantha Mathis as Princess Daisy. The Washington Post says "IT'S A BLAST!" and the Sixty Second Review says "Eye-Popping Special Effects!"
by YoutubeWest1132 December 25, 2010
Get the Super Mario Bros mug.1.) Total and completely unadulterated bullshit.
2.) An elaborate mechanism by which one can spend over an hour essentially flipping a coin.
2.) An elaborate mechanism by which one can spend over an hour essentially flipping a coin.
1. )"I was playing some Mario Party with my friends last night. I was winning by like 10 stars and in the last 5 turns I went from 1st place to last. Also, my friend won the fucking lottery and got 100 coins for no good fucking reason. The game is total bullshit."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no correlation to my input."
2.) "Wow wtf I totally just wasted an hour and a half playing a game that ends with no correlation to my input."
by IMMARAGIN February 4, 2009
Get the Mario Party mug.When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 20, 2007
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