Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

Pro tip major

Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.

Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

G Major 4

A Effect that replaces the white colors with the black colors with the pitches 0 and +5

G Major 4 is made by using gradient map.

by mp2278 October 12, 2023

Major Gas Alert

Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.

"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"

by xolanio February 13, 2019

Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 01, 2018