librarian

Those people who go off at you when you talk too loudly.

Librarian: *grabs their megaphone* 'Shhhhh!'

by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

crossroads library

She is such a bitch as mother fucker. She is such a dyke that eats the cooch.she acts as if she has a stick up her ass. That wendy gave her. Jen gets ass ramed by wendy the weird bitch. She yaps at everyone for talking in a whisper. Her pussy is so old that there are cobb webs and a pound of dust from never being touched. What a dumb bitch she has a fucking pony tale. And wendy she has a fucking shaved head. What a crabby bitch. She needs a cock.as soon as possible.

A dumb bitch

by straight mortimer(only on monday) February 24, 2004

Librate

To go to the library; Libration

Bob: What are you doing this afternoon?
Bob 2: Not much. I'll probably librate for a while.
Bob: Can I come?
Bob 2: Sure!!!

by Skulduggery Pleasant January 10, 2009

librahood

space inside of, and neighborhood around a library.

See youz around the librahood!

by TurnipTrucker September 2, 2009

libracation

The act of fornicating in, on, or directly outside of a library.

"Excuse me, ms. librarian, would you like to engage in some libracation over in the adult fiction section?"

by hopeless bromantic October 21, 2012

The Rude Librarian

When you shush somebody while placing your middle finger on your lips instead of the traditional index finger, indicating that they should not only silence themselves, but fuck off as well. Best used against someone in mid-sentence.

Guy1- "Are you completely retar..."
Guy2-(placing middle finger on lips)- "Shhhhh"
Guy3- "oh shit, he just gave you The Rude Librarian!"

by El Muchacho Grande February 16, 2012

Library

When a man cums on a magazine and rolls it and stuffs it in anothers butt hole.

Gay Guy 1: "Hey Skip!"
Gay Guy 2: "Hey Buddy!"
Gay Guy 1: "You Wanna Go In The 'Library' and...?"
Gay Guy 2: "Hellz Yeah! HARDCORE!"

by streetbloodking March 30, 2010