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Lauren

milk. just drinks a shit ton of milk.
Damn Lauren is super sweet, probably all the milk.
by mf3 January 26, 2021
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Lauren

A real piece of shit. Just the worst. No redeeming qualities.
She’s a real Lauren. Don’t waste your time. Swipe left.
by Rainford Pickens November 23, 2021
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Lauren

She is a decent looking girl who is pretty thicc, but she is a hoe. If you aren’t careful she will cheat on you if you don’t please her enough.
Guy 1: Dude I’m dating a Lauren!
Guy 2: You better watch your back with that cheating ass hoe.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: If you don’t give her dick every night she gonna leave you.
by Big Dick Keyonte September 7, 2019
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Lauren

The most prettiest girl on the planet. Drop dead gorgeous. Had an amazing laugh sometimes when she laughs it’s funnier then the joke itself, Lauren is a person that uses the word gay a lot and likes random ass t shirts. She also steals her boy friends juul. She is sweet and loves animals. Laurens are really smart they can be dumb asses as well.
Wow.. Lauren is a two knuckler.
by LKB February 12, 2019
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lauren

by jizzmaster 420 November 14, 2021
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Lauren

Lauren is a friend that will be with you till you die, she’s the one that has been there from the very beginning. Lauren is a fucking daddy, but also a responsible dad. She’ll be there when you need a shoulder, or if you need a good laugh she makes great dick jokes. Lauren gives great snuggles and will attack you with compliments if you say otherwise. Lauren is the best person you could ever have in your life.
Alice: Hey Lauren...Alex said some mean shit to me....

Lauren: ah don’t worry, he probably has a small dick
by Alertnitive.space.kid June 27, 2018
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Lauren

she's currently sitting next to me!! she's a god at volleyball
Friend: Lauren your good at every sport
Lauren: I KNOW
by hi im bob the builder August 27, 2019
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