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Kobe.?!?.

Kobe is just chilling watching cartoons and then his big brother comes in and fucks him out of nowhere and then he rides his dad then his sister sticks the rose up him
Kobe.?!?. Getting it done to him
by Wowowowoe April 11, 2025
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Kobe

The goat, smooth talker, handsome and extremely funny. Got some anger problems that need to be solved too
Also a real sex demon nobody can do what he do in the sheets
“Is dat Kobe over there?”

Hell yea he look good asl”
by johhnnn November 19, 2023
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kobe king

Kind, loving, and you want to be around him when ever you see him
Who is that, oh that is kobe king

someone very kind
by Firechick774 May 20, 2018
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Kobeing

Similar to yelling Kobe when taking a trick shot into the trash can, Kobeing is you describing the action.
For example:
"im so good at kobeing
by anonymous butterfly April 7, 2022
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Kobe Covert

A real ass street nigga that don’t play by the rules. He got 4 bodies and been in and out da pen. That nigga be spinnin shit and dog hoes. He also got members like Jdot Breezy he be coolin wit.
Oh shit that’s Kobe Covert we gotta get inside
by dreqo October 10, 2022
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Go Full Kobe

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.
by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020
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Kobe day

Every day on June 24th we will celebrate Kobe Bryant
* shoots paper into trash bin * “That one was for Kobe and it’s Kobe day “
by Jus me January 27, 2020
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