kitchen anorexia

When the kitchen is never clean enough, even if you just cleaned it this morning and there's only a small layer of dishes and food scraps that need to be cleared away. And it really bothers you.
To the point of muttering to yourself.

Roommate - "The kitchen is so dirty I can't stand it"
You - "it's really not that bad man, there's only a meals worth of dishes on the counter"
Roommate - "You're right, but it still bothers me, I must have kitchen anorexia"

by RazorsG February 2, 2017

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

Spanish Kitchen Cute

A term that has its roots in L.A., Spanish Kitchen Cute -- or SKC -- indicates when a woman is so libidinous that she seems willing to have sex anywhere.

Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.

Wallace: Ayo, Tyrone. That bitch over there be givin' me them bedroom eyes.

Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.

by The_Incredible_Bee March 21, 2011

go back to the kitchen

A sexist comment, meaning buys are better than girls. Meaning girls are just meant to do work for men.

Brandon thought Jesse was being stupid and told her to just go back to the kitchen.

by lala153 January 26, 2011

dirt in her kitchen

When your having anal sex and switch to vaginal without cleaning your cock off!

That filthy whore loves it when i get dirt in her kitchen, and help her make Hungarian hotdogs

by Darkstar013 August 21, 2016

broken the kitchen sink

An expression that denotes a political imbalance within the microbiome of a host organism.

"The H. pylori have drafted a referendum in regards to acidifcation of the fundus, and its seems to have broken the kitchen sink. The Escherichia coli are marching on the Rugae this afternoon in protest."

by whole.grains March 30, 2020

soup kitchen porn

Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!

Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"

Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"

Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"

by J9 gold digger October 1, 2012