punish that junk

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.

When you gonna punish that junk?

by Gillermo June 16, 2006

junkstand

A handstand where the guy is naked with all of his junk hanging down.

Bro, Steve just did a junkstand in front of all those girls bro!

by J1Dopeman March 25, 2007

junkshow

A messy situation; an example of sloppy handiwork; a consequence of poor planning; a gathering that has descended into debauchery and chaos

"Dude, you're about to head out on a river trip and you haven't packed a lifejacket or nearly enough beer. You're runnin' a junkshow!"

Or, "The trip was a complete junkshow. By the second day we had gotten into the hard liquor, and by the third day everyone was dancing on the tabletops."

by Desertrose5418 October 11, 2008

Junksty

The nature of being too discomforting to look at

"That mirror you made looks Junksty. Throw it away and start over."

by Mikavelii April 27, 2022

junkdefied

in possesion of or having a large bum

I wasn't keen on the idea of a blind date, but my sister assured me that Heather had a good job and was junkdefied.

by Mick Dixon January 14, 2006

Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.

I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.

by tailypoe October 11, 2008

junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.

That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.

by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009