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pong juice

Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.
Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock.

Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out.

Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.
by fruitermelon January 3, 2010
mugGet the pong juicemug.

learning juice

A "learning juice" is an alcoholic drink you have before a certain class used to enlarge your confidence in your abilities and therefore lets you contribute more to class. Its secondary purpose is to make the class more bearable.
I feel like having a learning juice before Spanish class today to loosen my tongue a bit.
by bottle of wine April 12, 2017
mugGet the learning juicemug.

Champ Juice

The new way to say champagne

Derived from: "Champ" agne

When one drinks champagne and feels like a champion they are sipping on "champ juice"
When somebody drinks champagne and they want a champ time

"hey bro, do you have any champ juice?"
by All En L August 19, 2013
mugGet the Champ Juicemug.

homo juice

the drink for every fortnite kid on this planet
8 year old: hey bro wanna play fortnite i have some homo juice at my house
by filamke February 9, 2021
mugGet the homo juicemug.

Bastard Juice

Cum Semen Jizz Spunk That white shit you squirt into dirty whores to get them pregnant so you can leave them and their illegitimate offspring behind.
Oh no, someone got me pregnant! I must have got pumped full of bastard juice.
by DirtyDfromtheBAC October 5, 2015
mugGet the Bastard Juicemug.

Self juicing

"Alex is nowhere to be found. Probably busy self juicing."
by Dalarass September 23, 2013
mugGet the Self juicingmug.

onion juice

Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.
I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.
by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017
mugGet the onion juicemug.

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