Miguel Juan

How Hispanics call Mike Jones.

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....

by Javy Casanova July 29, 2008

Dawn Juan

A drunken female that wants nothing more than to hook it up and have a cocktail.

Shit.....is that girl drunk again? Yes she is....and she is going home with another "friend" .......she is a Dawn Juan fo SHO!

by Dawnsmom.com October 23, 2008

Mex-Box Juan

The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.

Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?

Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.

by T.Reck September 22, 2014

Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.

"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."

by The.Dman March 18, 2011

San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.

Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.

by Allen Hawkinson April 25, 2006

Juan Es Gay

A guy named Juan that is fucking gay

Look Juan es gay

by Juan es gay April 23, 2019

Wawa Don Juan

A minimum wage convenience store clerk who is always hitting on female customers. They’re constant flirting and lack of boundaries borders on harassment and stalking.

Some Wawa Don Juan took my wife she has a hot ass so now I’m gonna go buy a gallon of milk and bust his head open.

by boonviller October 11, 2022