Miguel Juan

Hey have you heard about Miguel Juan's new song?
Tu que sabes de cambiar carriles...
Wha'cha know 'bout switching lanes....
by Javy Casanova March 31, 2006
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San Juan Slider

When you pull out during drunken anal sex and a turd slides out right after your dick.
Gregg was a little surprised when the San Juan Slider hit his foot after he finished in her ass at the wedding in Roche Harbor.
by Gregg69420 August 26, 2021
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Obi Juan Kenobi

He uses the Mexican Force, it's the force but with more tacos and Tequila
We're saved, it's Obi Juan Kenobi here to give us tacos
by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017
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Mex-Box Juan

The Mexican X-Box One.
It features only one game that has you sneaking into the U.S. and looking for a low paying job. You know you win when you either get a green card, somehow make a lot of money (really hard to do), or you die a horrible death.
Some special editions come with stolen batteries, a blood-stained baseball cap, or a cup holder.
Jose #1: Did you get the Mex-Box Juan on day one?

Carlos#1: Si, i got arrested though.
by T.Reck September 22, 2014
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Air Force Juans

Knockoff Nike Air Force One's made in Mexico, we're talking some 3rd world country sweatshop shit.
"Hey man, did you see the new exchange student's kicks. Decent colours. What model are those??"

- "Dude, the reason you've never seen those colours before are because those are the Nike Air Force Juans. The kid literally just jumped the border in those bad boys."
by The.Dman March 03, 2011
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San Juan Capistrano

Sexual slang for having sexual activity with a condom, then after ejaculation, the male gives the condom to the female who "swallows" the contents.
Mary performed a San Juan Capistrano last night after I went up Hershey Highway.
by Allen Hawkinson April 06, 2006
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Juan Es Gay

A guy named Juan that is fucking gay
by Juan es gay April 23, 2019
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