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Smart Jock

The exceptional individual who is not only extremely intelligent, but also an All Star athlete. This rare individual defies the "dumb jock" stereotype.
Hey, I know this smart jock who can hold and read Crime and Punishment in one hand while making a 3 point shot with the other!
by Smart Jock January 12, 2004
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jock

When someone tries really hard to be like someone else that they admire or when someone will sweat another because they want to get with them.
Quit jocking me!
I wish they would get off my jock!
by L.M.C. April 9, 2006
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sand jockey

indigenous people of the middle east that ride camels as a means of transportation.
wow, did you see that rocket take out that group of sand jockeys captain
by slapmeat July 30, 2003
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jock

1. (n) (British slang) penis; erection
2. (n) jockstrap; athletic supporter
3. (n) athlete
4. (v) to fool; to lie
5. (v) to have sexual intercourse
6. (v) to be forced to wear a jockstrap
1. "My woman rides my jock all night."
2. "He put on his jock before the game."
3. "Most jocks here play rugby."
4. "Are you jockin' me, dude?"
5. "The lovers jocked all night."
6. "After he hurt himself, the coach jocked him every game afterward."
by Long Beach Thug March 27, 2003
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sausage jockey

A gentleman of homosexual persuasion, particularly one who favours the "passive" role during homosexual anal intercourse.
Terry: Did you hear about that hairdresser guy Greg having a threesome with the Hilton sisters?

Barry: No way! I always thought he was a sausage jockey.
by Dr. Sven June 28, 2006
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jockers

Jockers - People who tries to copy other people or do the things other people are trying to do. Derived from the work Jock.
Dude, what jockers.. they wanna do the same ish we are planning on doing.
by jimmyz July 4, 2005
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high school jock

The typical jock seen in suburban high schools.
They usually:
-Brag about how football is the best sport there is even though their team sucks horribly

-How Jake fucked Clarissa last night in his typical red convertible sports car
-Punch their genitals in the boys locker room and laugh
-Party and transmite diseases faster than me busting ass after eating taco bell.
Hello, my name is Jason, im a high school jock, I like football, steroids, i fuck cheerleaders as a hobby and high school is the shit!
by idgafX November 14, 2011
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