Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

Jon squad

The most amazing squad in the world feturing Tom, Jake, Evy, Annie, Anna, Abby, and Aedan

Wow I wish my friend group was like the Jon squad

by Jonnyo March 27, 2017

jordan and jon

lovebirds

you are such a jordan and jon!
jordan and jon are a couple that will never be forgotten

by blah blah bkah December 8, 2017

jon-vincent

a piece of shit

"Wow that school shooter is such a jon-vincent"

by BigDaddyCheese May 8, 2018

jon zito

A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.

Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!

Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!

by Jon Zito August 24, 2016

Jon Bois

Jon Bois is an SBNation/Secret Base sports writer, creative director and journalist. Creator of 17776, Chart Party, Pretty Good, and co creator of Dorktown, and Fumble Dimension. Uses Google Earth to create animations.

"Hey dude, you waiting for the next chart party?"
"whats that?"
"its a jon bois production"
"sounds cool, i'll watch"

by chartparty December 11, 2020

HARRY JONS

harry jons is a type of short person that would subjectively be the size of your toe

'omg you look so harry jons today!'

by sussyrooze July 24, 2021