jarrod

annoying, loves rohit, pretty sure he tastes like mango, has no friends, sits in seats that people are gonna sit in, eats his own cum, does no friends, dosnt know his place, depressed, autistic cunt, swirly hair at the back of his head, thinks he has friends, texts his Ex who never loved him and hes upset about it through facebook.

no one:
jarrod: i just love the taste of mango in my mouth

by Fhnfyjrdfnntn March 4, 2019

Jabroni

An outdated term for a loser. Only used by guidos and people named Robbie. Use this term if you want to sound cool but suck at life.

Robbie: "Look at this jabroni over here!"
Everyone else: "Sick burn Robbie. The 90's called. They want their stupid word back."

by random710 September 30, 2018

Jabronie

A Jabronie is the guy/girl you want to be. It's that person that everyone likes picks up all the chicks/dudes, and loves to party hard on occasions. Jabronies also play the chillest sports such as Lacrosse, Hockey, Soccer etc....

Yo if you don't know what a Jabronie is yet you need to hop on the Jabronie Pony.

by A True Jabronie July 18, 2011

Jayrock Christ

The God of the religion of Jayrockism.

"Jayrock Christ asks that you beg for forgiveness and sacrifice your loved one to prevent your eternal damnation. ty god bless"

by Jayrock's most loyal follower February 1, 2008

Jabrone

To blow one's partner while both of you are fully immersed in water. Underwater head.

Dude, my girl and I went to the beach today and I totally got jabroned!

Yeah man, he has never been jabroned.

by Noonelikesedwardcullen June 18, 2009

Jaron

A fat man of explicit humour and mockery of one Tevin Straub. The Lunchbox was a mysterios haXXorz who solo'd like a true n00b... until, Jaron the Juicebox came up from the street, a lone man. Now they party to kill orcs! Woo Nerd Pride!

One such Jaron K. in my English class.

by Teh Roxxorz, and a midget at that? XD April 18, 2005

Jayron

U can only use the name 'Jayron', if u are or if something isperfect.

Fun facts:

1. Did u know Jayron's are pooping and peeing glitter, because of their glamour.

2. Jayron is not crazy, crazy is Jayron.

3. When a teacher wants to talk with a'Jayron', they need to raise their hand first.

4. Definition of Perfect is Jayron.

5. Jayron's never lose virginity, because Jayron's always win.

'He is perfect! He is Jayron!'

by Jayronium March 24, 2019