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Jayden

A name for someone whos a very perverted asshole who preys on girls much younger than him.

Small dick

Flat ass (like no bounce, no recoil)

He scares the hoes away

His head is built like a box of captain crunch cereal

His balls havent dropped and his dick smells like brimstone and sulfur
“Yo did you hear about Jayden going to jail for molesting that 5 year old kid??”

Yeah dude, shit was crazy”
by Cheesycum69 March 30, 2022
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jayden rodriguez

Trust me... You don’t want to know. This man claims he is the sexiest man on earth, however he gave me STDS after we had a 4sum with Gavin and Jay. Do NOT fuck this man!!
by AlphaMaleWithLigma April 22, 2022
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jayden cruz

the hottest dude on earth! we fuck with him! we WANT to fuck him hes the hottest fucker you could meet
me:”hes so fine!”
random bitch:”oh yea that’s jayden cruz”
by thatonebitch.com April 27, 2022
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Jayden Nguyen

Jayden Nguyen is a nice person with a lot of intellect, they are known for being very smart, but the only video game they play is League of Legends. He is also very good at sports since he likes to play them a lot, he also likes to left alone for most of the time, and they will sometimes get annoyed easily. But other than that, Jayden is a great person to talk to.
Person 1: Jayden Nguyen helped me with my Math work when I was having trouble!

Person 2 (hates Jayden Nguyen): Jayden is so mean. He says such rude things to me even though I spam him.
by greg.nob May 26, 2022
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Jayden crazy

A girl so crazy only a man named Jayden would date her
Wow she’s so crazy, she’s Jayden crazy
by Eruen909 May 27, 2022
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Jaydanne

She loves everyone and everything but can't get over that one person. She will treat you as family if you treat her right, but most people will tend ro stay of her good side.
Jaydanne is a great person and will stay by your side no matter what and will try to make things right.
by R4nd0mus3r March 17, 2023
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Jayden

He needs to pay for his therapy sessions. He also obsesses over Keilani.
He is a great guy and he is also very chill, he will ask for advice and completely ignore it.
L: Hey! Have you paid for your therapy sessions yet Jayden?
J: Not yet, btw I need some advice, I like this girl Keilani. Can you help?
L: Sure. (give therapy)
J: Thanks. I'll go do the opposite of what u told me.
L: That'll be $50
J: Okay ill pay next month.
by ElMono August 22, 2023
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