Jan

It’s called English motherfucker learn it
What day is it. It’s Jan 2
by Slut-shaming👌🏿K.a.l November 21, 2019
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Jan

The baddest bitch u'll ever meet.

His ass is fatter than ur stomach and his personality is brighter than ur future.. Sorry to break it to u girl but he's probably gay tho

xoxo
Person 1: Have u seen his ass? That's faaaat~
Person 2: Yeah that's Jan, duh
by Fattie999 April 14, 2020
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Jan

A Jan is basically a synonym of a Ted. You will find him as one of the kindest-hearted being on earth. We are talking here about a very funny person that has amazing listening skills.

However, and that is what makes him similar to a Ted, a Jan is in the perpetual quest for his beloved one. Usually, when he is certain to have found her, a Jan will most likely Ted her (or Jan her, if you follow) by wanting to go too far too quick with the person.
Natasha: "Hi"
Jan: "Hi, I find you really attractive and smart, I love you and want to raise my kids with you and your family in a pretty English garden"
Natasha: (HELP)

Natasha has just been Janed
by Kersheh November 23, 2021
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JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.
Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020
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Jan

The name Jan is primarily a gender-neutral name of Dutch origin that means God Is Gracious. Pronounced "Yahn" in Dutch (male), a form of JOHN. Pronounced "Jan" in English (female), a short form of Janet or Janice.
It can also be derived from the greek god "Janus" the god of doors and the past, present and future. Jan is also a person that realises that some lil' kids are posting their urban dictionary names on instagram probs trying to seem cool or deep but look like idiots, since people can tipe it themselves making the skit practically as a lift-up by them selves.
Oh shit, Jan has a big dong, but Jan can br used as a female name too, so she too has a big dong
by Farmacevti grdi November 22, 2021
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Jan Barun

A wonderful form of Slavic Justice, most commonly used in retaliation of asshole-like behavior.
"This lady wouldn't stop screaming at the cashier in the shop today, so I went full Jan Barun on her!"
by Wvrme August 21, 2018
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Jan

Is a unisex name. Jans are very rare gems. They have so much to offer to everyone they come in contact with. More often than not they usually pass up great opportunities because their insecurities always get the best of them. They’re great people to keep around as they’re loyal, caring and hardworking individuals. They give the best hugs which makes up for their lame jokes and offer a great shoulder to lean on during hard times. If you ever meet a Jan don’t pass them up!
Damn Jan
by Mrgiggles772 March 17, 2020
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