jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“Dude, what’s got you down?”
“Another buttload of jan-o-grams showed up in my inbox today.”

Jan-o-grams are my kryptonite.

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

jan torstein

It's a second word for Bodybuilder.

Wow your'e a real Jan Torstein

by Bodyman buikd January 16, 2017

jan

a fan type

have you seen the new jan.

by gkfkjlgfklj;gd May 26, 2019

Jan gunnar

A Suggs sub slut who loves men

Jan Gunnar is such a Jan Gunnar

by Karet2 October 16, 2023

Jan

A sweet girl, takes care of herself a lot ( especially skin ), will be there for you, great dancer. People may say she looks mean but deep in there she has a bubbly side waiting to pop. Be careful with Jan there’s not much people like her.

Jan ka lang jan!

by 1/8 of MGA MENG September 23, 2018

Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.

Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.

by RBike January 13, 2013