Jank

Jank means, shit, useless, superfluous or crap.

This car is Jank, it 's broken down again!

by Rikstir May 24, 2017

jank

Jank is an adjective used to describe something that is sketchy, ratchet, dirty, distasteful, broken or wacky. Usually the objects/persons it describes are nowhere near classy to begin with before they became jank.

Why don't you buy underwear off of Amazon instead? Craigslist is too fucking jank!

My phone is the most jank--it keeps freezing and the screen is hella cracked.

Only jank ass men wear fedoras, tbh.

by oompaloompalover February 10, 2017

Janks

Janks is a slang term for a pair of shoes that are crappy, normally used on occasions that are not important, or occasions where your shoes might otherwise get ruined.

Boy, "Are you going to where your Nikes to the game tonight?"
Other Boy, "No, I'm going to where my Janks. I don't want my Nikes to get ruined."

by Eternal Prophet September 29, 2015

Jank

The word used to describe Dean’s computer setup.

Wtf Dean why is your setup so jank?

by LlamaLabs May 25, 2019

Jank

A woman who foolishly overvalues a man and puts him on a pedestal.

Girl 1: Do you see that girl over there?
Girl 2: yeah she is such a jank.

by Savvy M March 14, 2020

janking

janking is the other term for jerking off as this is the lets say more "funny" way to say it or your trying to keep it on the low its a better alternative for the word jerking and can be used in multiple scenarios as in a funny way to say jerking or even a way to say jerking on the down low

person 1: im janking my shi rn

person 2: aight bro

by skibiditoiletultrasigma May 2, 2024

Janke

adjective
Showing courage; to have strength during the most challenging of times.

verb
To accomplish something difficult or painful with a cheeky grin.

noun
A hero.

He handled that like a real Janke. (adj.)

I Janke'd that chemo. (verb)

There goes my Janke. (noun)

by 519Facts April 13, 2022