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the jail

In Scotland you will hear neds referring to prison as 'the jail'. It should be noted that it is 'the jail' and not 'jail'.
Wee Tony got the jail on Friday night
by urbanwestie March 16, 2011
mugGet the the jailmug.

Ginger Jail

Slang term for a whiskey and ginger ale.
You gonna get the cops called on you if you keep drinking these ginger jails so fast
by LargestLionEver July 19, 2015
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jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time
"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"
by Word_4_word September 21, 2016
mugGet the jail dancemug.

national jail break day

on august 25 prisons are forced to allow all of the prisoners out or else sonic will hunt them down.
virgin police officer: did you hear its national jail break day?
virgin police officer #2: yeah, time to let out these prisoners
chad prisoner: im going to fuck your mom
by anounymous source heheeh August 25, 2021
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Jail

Used in response to seeing something completely “out-of pocket” or ridiculous that’s funny. implies what the person just saw should be considered illegal.
Jail. Or

that’s jail.
by suburbanslore April 8, 2023
mugGet the Jailmug.

Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.
Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.
by Slick Asian March 23, 2017
mugGet the Scrottum Jail Cellmug.

jail

Jail was never meant to be the safest, most pleasant utopia kind of place for anybody. Not everybody from inmate to CO is going to like the way a jail is run, but a jail is there is deter crime and be a dystopian kind of place. People in jail shouldn't be dying, getting hurt, or getting sick for no reason or over nothing, but jail isn't meant to become a safe place people want to go, since that would make people want to commit crime. If anything, now that death penalties have either been abolished or reduced to injections instead of the more gruesome routes to death, jails are about as safe as they can get already.
Jail is not a friendly, pleasant place to be for a reason.
by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021
mugGet the jailmug.

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