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Old Rules Of The Internet

1.do not talk about 4chan.
2.do NOT talk about 4chan.
3.We Are Anonymous.
4.Anonymous is Legion.
5.Anonymous NEVER Forgives.
6.Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE SENSELESS UNCARING Monster (/cruise)
7.Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8.There are no real rules about posting.
9.There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
10.If you enjoy any rival sites-DONT (i.e. an hero.
11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
12.Anything you say, can and WILL be used against you.
13.Anything you say can be turned into something else- fixed.
14.Do not argue with trolls-that means they win.
15.The harder you try, the harder you fail.
16.If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
17.Every win fails eventually.
18.Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
19.The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
20.Nothing is to be taken seriously.
21.OC is original only for a few second- before getting old.
22.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
23.Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
24.Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
25.Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
26.Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
27.Always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.
28.Always question a persons gender- just incase it's a man.
29.In the interweb, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
30.There are no girls on the internet.
30a. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
31.TITS OR GTFO, the choice is always yours.
32.You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didnt happen)
33.Lurk moar- it's never enough.
34.There is porn of it- no exceptions.
34a. Excluding rule 34..unless you use the numbers 3 and 4 to...nvm
35.If no porn is found at the moment of question, porn will be made.
36.There will always be more fucked up shit that what you just saw.
37.You can not divide by zero. (just because the calculator says so)
38.No real limits apply at anytime here- not even the sky.
39.CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
40.EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise)
41.Desu isn't funny, seriously, it's worse than chuck norris jokes.
42.Nothing is Sacred. (like Jesus fucking Christ, Mary, And Joseph. WINCEST)
43.The more beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
44.Even one single comment about japanese culture can make you a weeaboo.
45.Whence one sees a lion, Thou shalt get into thine car.
46.Always furry porn of it- Always.
47.The pool is always closed.
47a. Due to AIDS.
47aa. And sharks.
47aaa. And stingrays.
47aab-47aaaa. Which are filled with AIDS.
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by Anonymous9820 September 27, 2008
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End of the Internet

What you call a website when you want to "rebrand" it and are too lazy to think of a better name, next thing you know it gets sold off to CNET.

Thankfully no one has ever done this because no such website exists.
"End of the Internet? I've been there, but I don't have an account... I mean, Area 51!"
~Mikhajist
by bakudandan September 14, 2009
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Internet Pants

Pants around ankles, bare legs and sitting in front of the computer frustratingly surfing the web for the perfect porn.
Phil has gone home for lunch to put on his internet pants.
by Scotty Funk June 1, 2010
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internet explorer

Pros:
1. You only have to use it for one minute, just to get to Mozilla.com and download Firefox

Cons:
1. Slow
2. Bug ridden
3. Forced on all Windows owners
4. Looks like junk
5. Easily exploitable
6. Infrequently updated
7. No pop up ad blocking
8. Highly inconvenient
...

237. It just plain sucks
About 60 seconds after he first opened it up on his new computer, Jimmy was finished using Internet Explorer - for 2-4 years.
by hoyclan December 22, 2009
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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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Internet Casualty

"Internet Casualty" is a named applied to those who spend their nights on the internet, and then wander around in a sleep deprived haze during the day. This means that they dont have enough energy to do anything productive, so they fill that void with more internet.
by 852derek852 September 8, 2009
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Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009
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