Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.
If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.
by BE3FY February 09, 2010
People who constantly carry or haul way to much garbage (or meaningless objects such as pre 90’s crt TVs, large boxes full of only left hand gloves / mittens, or bags of full grown cats - not kittens) than they can comfortably carry.
Tommy: “Hey Dad, look at those Junk Luggers over there! Two guys trying to carry an inflatable kiddy pool full of leeches and lamprey... they could use a third person, looks like an awkward haul.”
Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”
Dad: “Yes son, them some Junk Luggers for sure. Take note young man, you don’t want to be a junk lugger, no sir.”
by Dr. Chesty knuckles February 08, 2021
1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!
by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014
Junk jaw is a woman that has a guys penis and testicles in her mouth all the time. Its almost like a full time job, you can tell if a woman has junk jaw by the stretch marks around her mouth, its a dead give away!
The doctor told Trixi if she didn't stop sucking her boyfriends genitals she would end up choking on his pubic hair and for sure end up with a terrible case of junk jaw.
by Shucky Kunt September 01, 2017
Man 1: Man my dude my balls are sore.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
Man 2:Why?
Man 1: Cause I was fucking a chick in the ass and I then my balls slipped in.
Man 2: A JUNK TRUNK?! MY MAN! YOU JUNK TRUNKING SON OF A BITCH!!
by Painfullee September 05, 2018
Guy 1: DARN! i cant get this pack of fruit snacks open, with all the fruit junk i have left on my hands from the other packs.
Guy 2: here i'll try...
Guy 2: here i'll try...
by xcheesinx June 07, 2009
when a guy walking down the street is wearing sweats or very thin fabric pants with no underwear, and you can clearly see every detail of his anatomy.
Wow, that was some junk sale!
by infraredmosquito May 29, 2010