A term for loud rude gas station clerks who bitch about stupid shit. Typically wear a turban and makes good Arabic folks look bad! Similar to moon crickets but desert crickets are middle eastern not African.
Fucking desert Cricket didn't know what Copenhagen Mint was! And tried hollering at me for buying beer for my kid brother! Fuckin Desert Cricket!
by Cummins12valve97 May 9, 2016
Get the Desert Cricketmug. an area or land that was once prosperous for being able to find dick has since dried up and left the land with mostly bottoms. Finding it nearly impossible to find dick. There’s not even an oasis moment where you think you see it. It’s that bad.
by Pk ripper October 25, 2022
Get the Dick Desertmug. A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.
Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023
Get the Desert Eagle syndromemug. To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
Get the Desert Januarymug. A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.
by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019
Get the Chest desertmug. Desert Velocity is a perfect team who will have ups and downs and at the end we will always stick together💗💗💗🥎🥎 They are undefeated and CHAMPIONS!💗
by i_love_you_💗 June 15, 2019
Get the Desert Velocitymug. by og786598 October 14, 2011
Get the desert lipmug.