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dick desert

A place where access to dick is minimal if not nonexistent. Not only is access limited, but the quality of the handful of dicks there is 1/10. Smaller cities and towns usually constitute dick deserts as does the whole region of the Midwest in The USA.

Think about it the same as food desert.
Friend to other friend (at drive-up bar that only exists in the movies where people are playing pool and darts and smoking inside):

Urghh I’m so horny, but is Albuquerque is literally such a dick desert.

Other friend: I know right. Tell me about it. But like the Midwest is so much worse.
by durka_durka July 22, 2022
mugGet the dick desertmug.

desert skater

A person of middle-eastern decent.
That cashier was a desert skater.
by Light Bread August 8, 2007
mugGet the desert skatermug.

desert rage

Uncontrollable use of substances while vacationing for a short period of time to the desert, particularly when attending music festivals in remote locations.
Bill just got back from Coachella, where we went on a 3 day desert rage.
I just got back from Burning Man and our desert rage lasted for 10 days!
by CactusWolf August 16, 2018
mugGet the desert ragemug.

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.
"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."
by Dbass July 18, 2016
mugGet the Prickly desertmug.

desert crust

Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
by Hot Franklin July 5, 2024
mugGet the desert crustmug.

vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017
mugGet the vagina desertmug.

vietnamese bean desert

When someone licks your beans sideways while tugging rapidly
Sara gave me a Vietnamese bean desert today.
by Skippymcfurlly January 16, 2018
mugGet the vietnamese bean desertmug.

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