tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022

grass stain

After having sex with a girl with ghonnorrea, she leaves green marks on ur bed, or other place of sexual activity..eg ironing board

Shit girl, u left grass stains on my ironing board...

by Pep Sabadman October 13, 2008

Grass Asian

1. to cut together two or more pieces of film/ footage that have nothing to do with each other

Carl: Hey Greg get me some film for this Grass Asian.

Greg: Ok Carl what do you want to be on it.

Carl: Greg! It's a Grass Asian it doesn't matter.

by freshfilm November 19, 2010

watering the grass

Drinking heavily and getting stoned at the same time.

We were headed to the Lil Wayne concert, so we were watering the grass before we went in to get into the right frame of mind.

by pkwinsome September 26, 2010

Grass-eater

A person who beliefs that being a vegetarian is morally superior.
And tries to shame anyone who likes meat.

Look at this grass-eater, acting all High and mighty.

by Subscribetobirdman August 3, 2018