Building surveyor

A Building surveyor is a necessary hindrance to the building of a home. They are pedantic sycophants without a shred of common sense, and are incapable of making a determination without covering there ass or referring it to a Structural Engineer.

I thought my new home was infested with vermin, but it was even worse, a Building Surveyor was on site.

by Pencil498 May 25, 2022

Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..

Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics

by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022

Moorfoot Building

aka "Aztek Temple" or "Dalek City", the Moorfoot Building is a massive ugly office building at the dodgy end of The Moor. The derelict fountain out front is a frequent meeting spot for smackheads.

Do you see that ugly Aztek Temple of a building? Thats the Moorfoot building.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead March 30, 2022

Enkai’s build and kill

a dead server
sanctuary was better

IHATEFAGGOTS11: hey do you play on enkai’s build and kill?
saneperson1233: hang yourself

by kinkydong69 April 8, 2022

Building

Someone on tinder said I was building??? Idk what that means I hope it means something nice

Tinder guy: are you a construction worker? Cuz your building.
Me: huh

by Oldhandlehandlehandle November 8, 2021

Apartment building

a hotel but the rooms keep someone hostage for longer

My friend lives in an apartment building

by Acroavio January 30, 2022

Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021