hump up

The act of shitting where the back is fully arched forward in the manner of a dog.

V. I just humped up all over the floor.
Don't go in there he's humping up!
She' going to hump up all over his chest.
N. Did you smell that hump up? It was awful.
I just stepped in hump up.

by Humpmaster November 14, 2005

hump nuggets

1. the same as a fuck trophy.

2. a single woman with kids

she must put out, she has hump nuggets!!

by dirty longhorn March 10, 2008

Hump Head

What a girl's hair looks like after she's recently been humped (had sex). Similar to hat head, except it's flat in the back and bushy on the sides and top.
Can also be used to describe a bad female hair style, or one that should only look that bad if she's recently had sex.

Someone should tell that girl to go fix her hump head.

by vlovely July 6, 2011

Chest-hump-itis

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.

Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.

by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003

camel hump

Male variation of camel toe.

Requires one pair of running shorts and some frank and beans. Now pull the shorts up real high and give yourself a wedgie. Look down at your crotch and--voila! Camel hump!

"Check it out guys, it's camel hump!"
"Oh shit, here comes coach!"

by Timil Deeps May 8, 2004

Hump-Scumping

A sexual act including two people, one of them male. The male stands in front of a toilet on which the other party is sitting and vomits on their head. Meanwhile, the sitting person performs fellatio on the male party and vomits on his penis.

"Those damned kids and their hump-scumping parties!"

by Walter Shmultz April 24, 2006

sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

by hydroponics May 21, 2003