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Hick

A hick is a cross between a Redneck and a Hillbilly. They love the country, and are God-fearing, Gun -loving, and very self-reliant. They'd rather the government stay out of their business, but they are law abiding and tax paying, good, honest Christian folks. They love to hunt and grow their own food, and tend to be healthier than those in the city, and they don't complain much cause they are tough. They stay up for principles and values, and have morals. Most are land owners in the country, and deal in some type of farming. Many are educated from colleges, but they also have survival smarts as they take care of their own, so they must learn how to survive off the land. Very honest people too, you can leave you doors unlocked, leave your purse laying around or leave money on a table and not have to worry. They think city slickers are dumb as a box of rocks.
I realized I was a Hick when I was running late for a graduation, so I blow dried my hair with the heater vents in my pick up on the way there, and it was dry before getting there.

That old hick needs to mow his driveway.
by Sweeter than Honey June 23, 2018
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David Hicks

David Hicks is a person who doesn’t have any friends and who also struggles to get a love partner. They are someone who goes for younger women/men and gets called a nonce a lot. They are also know as Finn Tilstone.
by Kieran knapp August 6, 2019
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adan hicks

this niga the best freind that u could have, and eats pussy like cookie moster! u definetly want to try his good kissing lips. yum yum. lol.
hahav , lel, he also was my friend, which means that he should not have been there for enyone else but me.
hey adan hicks, you should check out this hoe out in the ninth ward, she give goood head
by the nigga uk June 9, 2018
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Zephyr Hicks

A Zephyr Hicks is a type who is tall and says the N word for fun every 2 milliseconds.
"Man! I really have them Ni-"
"Come on man dont be a Zephyr Hicks"
by Real Lfrog April 20, 2022
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Sitting Hick

When a couple eating in a restaurant chooses to sit next to each other in a booth or table leaving one side completely empty.

Originates from how hicks sit next to each other in their truck with out the space in the middle.
Look at that couple over their sitting right next to each other instead of facing each other.
I know right I hate when I see people sitting hick...its weird.
by Melbot September 30, 2012
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Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.
Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday
by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022
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Charlie Williams Hicks

Charlie Williams Hicks is a name given to a new born baby whenever they are known to fail at everything and give up on the first try.
"Hey did you hear about the new born boy in my uncles family?" "No what is his name?" "Their name is Charlie Williams Hicks" "Oh buddy i have terrible news for you"
by Charlie Williams Hicks May 23, 2021
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