Hayden Teeter

The meme-iest guy around; if you show him a meme he either made it or saw it a year ago

“DUDE LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“I MADE THAT A YEAR AGO DUMBASS”
“FUCK YOU, DON’T BE A HAYDEN TEETER”

by Cunty McCunty May 24, 2018

hayden smith

hayden smith is a funny lil boi. hayden likes to go to school and hang out with his friends, and he likes kids time for flex. he absolutely ADORES fortnite and he has anger issues. he starts up arguments and he is very silly

hayden smith played fortnite with pop pop

by gloomygracie November 5, 2019

john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

HAYDEN WOOD

A HAYDEN WOOD is a fat and ugly white person

Person 1: man that dude is ugly and fat and a white dude.

Person2: yeah he must be a HAYDEN WOOD.

by Hwood015 April 6, 2020

hayden grandadam

Hayden is Handsome admirable young desirable exquisite and naughty he is also a 6,2 male with a funny sense of humor nice eyes and nice teeth

Look at Hayden Grandadam he’s such a freak

by Haygrand March 14, 2023

Hayden foltz

A godamn Jew that doesn't shut the fuck up about cats

Fuck u Hayden foltz

by Hayden foltz March 23, 2023