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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Shadow Hawk

An Elderly man that plays evony all day because he has no life
One who spends his entire life thinking of what to do with the rest of his life. like Shadow Hawk
by Evonier June 9, 2010
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Hawk eye

An act in which a person (most commonly an old lady) who spends time peering out of a window spying on their neighbours or any other passer by. This can also be know as hawking. Whist in the act of "hawking" the hawk will believe they are invisible, however this is a common mistake as they can clearly be seen.
Oh look there is Hawk Eye spying again

Oh look their hawking again
by Elaine the pain February 16, 2021
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Gawk Hawk

One who exceeds oral sex expectations amongst the masses.
Last night I got topped off by a Gawk Hawk!
by King Tre’ Savage March 24, 2021
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Hawk Blawked

(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.
Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night
by Prof. Vilhelm Veinturnsteist January 25, 2011
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he-hawk

A "mo-hawk" hair style worn by a male or female from the south; typicaly referred to as rednecks. Individuals generally reside in or near a trailer park.

Most identifiable characteristics are; Mid-80's truck with body lift kit, rifle rack, Budweiser t-shirt, rebel flag tattoo, noticable lack of proper dental care, affinity for Sun Drop canned beverage, chronologicaly seperated from most family members by minimum biological requirements (mother=13/14 years older, grandmother= 27/28 years older, siblings typicaly 9 months apart).

Be advised: Lack of indicators does not disqualify an individual from having a legitimate he-hawk.
As Ben left his trailer, he checked the condition of his spikey he-hawk to make sure there would be enough clearence in his Ford F100.

To cut down on grooming expenses and still be stylish, Chase shaved himself a he-hawk, and used Sun Drop as a make-shift hair gel.
by joeyd1101 March 1, 2009
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titty hawk

A person who has eyes as sharp as a chicken hawk and uses his amazing skills to look at titties!
Young lady, where do you think you are going dressed like that? Don't you know there's titty hawks out there!
by TittyHawk December 5, 2014
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