half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

Hairy Bean Bag

A man nut sack or scrotum with pubic hair.

Suck my hairy bean bag you fucking moolie.

by Leebuck2 April 14, 2003

Happy Haps

Technically short for happy happenings, but that's a really shitty explanation.

It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) way of saying "what's up?"

"Hey Bri-Bri, what's the happy haps?"
"That depends, what's a happy hap?"

by B-Fresh Juice Pop January 24, 2007

Happy Special Bullshit Day

The ubiquitous holiday that is being looked forward too, because life is so miserable we need holidays to distract us from that fact.

Singing the song" Happy special bullshit day! Bullshit, special, happy day!!"

by Stephan Smolka January 13, 2009

You will own nothing, and be happy

A term used by the WEF to describe how life will be if they obtain power. They also plan on making it so people have no privacy, yet will still be happy. It is part of the dystopian and authoritarian goal of the Great Reset, among also banning constant meat consumption and fossil fuel, unless of course you are wealthy or one of the elites, then you will be able to live your life comfortably and normally while everybody else suffers.

World Economic Forum: "You will own nothing, and be happy"
Normal Hard Working People: Nah nigga you gay

by SillyManFounder January 21, 2021

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

happy sacks

balls, testicles, nuts.

"His happy sacks were slapping her arse good and proper"

by stouffer and stuey November 10, 2002