Grass FC

The best football club in the world. We have the best players and the greatest squad in the world. No one matches us in terms of quality and in banter.

How did Grass FC do in the Champions League mate
Oh, they won it for the third time in a row

by AFC_Nick August 1, 2021

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022

grass stain

After having sex with a girl with ghonnorrea, she leaves green marks on ur bed, or other place of sexual activity..eg ironing board

Shit girl, u left grass stains on my ironing board...

by Pep Sabadman October 13, 2008

Grass Asian

1. to cut together two or more pieces of film/ footage that have nothing to do with each other

Carl: Hey Greg get me some film for this Grass Asian.

Greg: Ok Carl what do you want to be on it.

Carl: Greg! It's a Grass Asian it doesn't matter.

by freshfilm November 19, 2010

Grass-eater

A person who beliefs that being a vegetarian is morally superior.
And tries to shame anyone who likes meat.

Look at this grass-eater, acting all High and mighty.

by Subscribetobirdman August 3, 2018

eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

by Olety December 5, 2021