Goodbye Tension Hello Pension

The definition of this short phrase : If someone says goodbye tension hello pension it means they are a retired dota player. They will usually purchase a mug with the phrase on or an official t-shirt to confirm their retirement.

Rod: Hey there ted , ermm sorry but look what t-shirt i bought ( shows shirt )

Ted : Omg that shirt says goodbye tension hello pension on it !

Rod : yeah it does ... urmm im retired ...

Ted : Omg no way !!!

by TheConfectionarySalesman November 28, 2009

second goodbye

where you'll say goodbye to somebody, but end up staying and talking even longer, thus starting a "second goodbye"

ricky and nichole have made it past the second goodbye and up to about a ten-goodbye

by Ricky Frank November 10, 2007

Minnesota Goodbye

its when you poo on your homies doorstep when leaving

I gave the Minnesota Goodbye to my friend Nolan

by SpeakerOfFaxington December 17, 2021

goodbye

LOL, YOU Imposter!!!!!!!

The Real Kung Fu..... calls himself the
Imposter.........LOL!!!!!!!!!!

by kung fu jesus the king November 11, 2004

goodbye kiss

Noun: Shotgunning your girl with a bong hit before you leave to do something important

"Babe you know i love you" *cough* *cough* ...
"Damn that's some good shit!" "Thanks for the goodbye kiss!"

by Phyphy May 19, 2016

goobycrisp

gooey and crispy , or crunchy

a goobycrisp mashmellow, gooey on the inside and crispy on the outside

by Leyna January 13, 2008

the long island goodbye

Suicide.

When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.

by Paul the Mediocre June 22, 2009