I was talking to my crush today then I finally had the courage to ask him out to a pizza place. He said no and I looked at him in disappointment. He thought I was joking and started yelling and screaming to try to make fun of me. So I walked away to my Benz and then he started running after me saying “Baby I was just playing” and “Is that your car?” I kept walking away in disgust and then I said “the only reason why u want to be with me now is because of my money and me car!” A bunch of people turned to look. He stood there in shock and embarrassment. I put on my shades closed my sunroof and drove off.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
IF U HAVE MONEY AND YOU LIKE SOMEBODY MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT A GOLD DIGGER. MAKE SURE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND ISN’T A GOLD DIGGER EITHER.
by ?????11G0@tTheJaz... August 09, 2019
The act of a man putting his mouth onto another man’s butthole and sucking on it while he wiggles his tongue as deep as he can into the man’s butthole until it is completely covered in feces.
by caIamari February 05, 2020
by MrNotGold March 25, 2018
by George Cazar January 08, 2007
The birthday for the age that corresponds to the last two digits of the birth year (e.g. 80th birthday when born in 1980).
by OopsBoom May 01, 2016
The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made
by Thhhad January 31, 2019