Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Gnome Style

The sexual act in which a partner shoves a garden gnome in a partner's ass or vagina

Judy and I did it gnome style last night!

by ChikiBriki69 November 15, 2018

gnome

When a guy falls below a girls standards but she keeps leading him on because he's a good backup. Usually you rank super high in one or two qualities whether it's attractiveness, intelligence/wit, niceness, charm, etc. but you fall short in other categories, so she wants you sometimes but she's not interested in the whole package.

"How can I impress a girl to get her to like me" Guy 1
"Dude, don't. You'll just get turned into her gnome" Guy 2

by gotchubro March 1, 2020

Gnomed

1. To be destroyed by gnome/s.
2. To yeet.
3. To have your entire life ruined by a gnome/s

I'm a G'nome, and you've been Gnomed!

by Epic Memer Tortoise Boi June 1, 2020

Gnome

an inter-dimensional god who watches over all of time with his strange little hat and laughs maniacally at all who pass by.

Hey, you laugh like a gnome!

by King Gnomus June 18, 2020

gnome pilled

my mate sid

my mate sid is so gnome pilled and based

by opiumreal April 11, 2023

Gnome Spot

An out of the way space only reachable by the skillful climbing of a dexterous and goofy little gnome.

Dude, I found a sick Gnome Spot behind some barrels in the Lion's Pride Inn.

by Froathy December 25, 2022