Crack Friday

When Christmas Eve falls on a Friday where people shop like it's black Friday on crack.

Bob are you going shopping the day after thanksgiving?

No man I'm waiting until crack Friday so i can get a better deal on a X box 360 4GB!

by L Esposito December 24, 2010

Navy Friday

Thursday.

(with drinking)

Hey, Chief, let's go get blasted.
But it's only Thursday.
Hell naw, it's Navy Friday.

by Murry D September 25, 2010

Blazer Friday

A radical movement being undertaken to wear blazers on Fridays. Friday is the last working day of the week for jobs and schools, and blazers are worn to end off the week professionally.

"Hey, that's a nice blazer you're wearing for blazer Friday!"
"Don't forget that tomorrow is blazer Friday"
"I love dressing nice on blazer Friday"

by Blazer Messiah February 22, 2012

Penis Friday

A pre-nsfw-purge Tumblr holiday where men would post nudes

Now a widespread meme where people rejoice in the old times

“Travis, put your dick away, after the Tumblr purge there’s no such thing as a penis Friday!”

by WippityWap June 4, 2021

Dante Friday

Nov 5th Memorial of the day a stranger came up to my friend at a football game, flirted with her, the stranger was very consistent and very high.
(This can also be used if this happens to you at a Friday night football game, to commemorate that day)

Hey, it's Dante Friday.

by Lsn is boring November 9, 2021

Klepto Friday

On Fridays, we steal things… Klepto Fridays can be defined as the last day of the work week during which folks are encouraged to filch items from businesses and public places to be shown off to friends and kept as trophies.

Friend: Dude why did you just hit the most devious lick on that preschool??!?

Me: Bro, relax. It’s Klepto Friday.

Friend: Facts dude, my bad. Nice toddler you’ve got there.

by Pablito Loco November 12, 2021

Festive Shirt Fridays

A day when employees at concrete plants are allowed to wear bright, ugly and "festive" shirts to work.

Man, don't forget tomorrow is "Festive Shirt Friday!, Jose !

by Romeal June 30, 2004