Wi-Fries

When you're out of data and somehow out of the house, so you order fries from your local fast-food joint just to leech off their free Wi-Fi.

Yuki: Can we go to Carl's Jr and order fries?
You: Just so you can use their Wi-Fi?
Yuki: ....
You: You mean like, Wi-Fries????

by SustainableGuy September 4, 2018

purse fries

Being ratchet by buying fries begore a fancy event, and putting them in your purse

Jessica bought purse fries before going to prom

by CookiesnCream2.0 April 23, 2017

McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated

That girl is stale like McDonald’s fries

by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021

The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese

Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.

by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017

fried up

A medium amount of high, between a 4-6.5 on the scale.

"Yo how's chad doin?"
"He fried up"

by Soggy Dog January 1, 2020

Light fries

An in-n-out secret menu option fit for the likes of psychopaths, serial killers, and Mark Zuckerberg.

A #3 three animal style for me and a #1 with extra light fries for that red headed sick fuck in the corner who sells all our personal data.

by Badoo22 November 8, 2021