San Francisco shuffle

The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus

The mall bathroom was out of toilet paper so I pulled a San Francisco Shuffle in front of Macy's.

by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020

San Francisco High Five

When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.

Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!

by RabidInd April 2, 2021

San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

San Francisco Sourdough

Where one man curls up like a ball of dough while another man tries to put a bun in the oven.

"Bob the baker regularly gave special customers his own San Francisco Sourdough."

by StrokeTheDolphin July 24, 2021

San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021

San Francisco Cum-Shot

This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.

by EconomyCrusher February 12, 2022

San Francisco Backdoor

When a man warms white wine in his mouth and spits it into a woman's rectum. As the wine loosens the fecal matter, the man ejaculates inside the woman's butt. The backdoor is complete when the woman returns the wine into the man's mouth.

This is the same as a Turkish Backdoor, but with wine. Proponents of the San Francisco version claim the wine loosens more fecal matter than the Turkish version with water.

"Did you give her a Turkish Backdoor?"
"No, she wanted a San Francisco backdoor?"
"How many Backdoors are there?"

by Charlotte Hell February 18, 2022